If there was a god then even he wouldn't forgive me...

This is what happens when your coworker offers to give you a free, titled, shitty, busted scooter. Meet the Shametropolitan...



You take it. You fix it, sorta. Then you don't know what to do with it. Then you fix it more. Then you remove every piece of plastic possible and decide to make it the most shameful loaner ever for rallies and visitors.

The plastic has been reduced by 99.8%. It still needs a straight front wheel, seat, and about 1' of gas line. 95% aesthetically complete as pictured. Resale value decreased by 90%, but increased increased by 5%. Custom streamlined.

Anyone have a straight front wheel? Or a toilet seat + lid?

Seriously. Old person padded seat/lid preferred.