Playing off the idea of Scooby's 100cc Twin Peugeot...
and RJ's 100cc 3 (5 actually) bikes one trike design...
I remembered I came up with my own 100cc tandem amalgamation concept. But unlike their designs mine has never come to fruition and these mopeds would be impossible to ride as they would push into each other and that giant heart object would drag on the ground. I suppose if one of the bikes was timed 180 degrees it would start and run backwards, and that giant heart like object would just have to be ground down by the asphalt like a man being dragged behind his horse, or like crashing naked on a grated bridge and landing open hands first. Loves a bitch*. I'm just gonna hafta build it and ride it and let fate decide what will catastrophically break first.
Point being the two gentlemen and their hair brained (literally hair for brains![i do not have that problem]) prototype bikes reminded me how vastly amazing and astounding moped people must be to first design, then second ride these death traps. As if they weren't dangerous enough to first begin with and second achieve speeds twice as fast as ever originally intended by factory produced expectations which we do strictly adhere to according to the varying laws of our states at all times forever. Of course I myself have never gone dangerously fast around an unknown corner with no headlights at night on a compromising bike because I AM TOTALLY SANE.
*Loving mopeds may not be legal in your state and could be painful if whatever part you're loving was hot as in temperature but not hot like that you know you sicko yet again it may not be illegal and you may be into weird shit. Love at your own risk weirdo.
I like thinking of my mopeds as an incredibly hot chunk of jagged oily metal moving as rapidly as possible back and forth directly under my crotch. Then I think about how everyone else's incredibly hot chunk of jagged oily metal is moving much more rapidly directly under their crotch while simultaneously being far more likely to LITERALLY explode at any given time, and I feel kind of okay about having the slowest mopeds around.
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ReplyDeleteI'll have a welder soon and I'll help you make the heart.
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