THE FUTURE IS EASY. But sometimes it's pretty hard. Technology is like a thing that replaced something and made something easier for some reason just because. Do you know and understand what I am saying? Laughing out loud is what I am not actually doing. Speaking of 'laughing audibly,' most times when someone writes the letters: "L.O.L.," do you literally believe they are physically and audibly guffawing to themselves? Personally I do not believe it to be so. I believe about ninety nine percent of the time the person is sitting silently, mildly, and generally disinterested. Except perhaps for a singular minute moment of clarity when they mentally discover the text or image they just read was of comedic value. Why must they continually protest that they were "laughing out loud," or "rolling on the floor laughing?" Empirical evidence does not show that without a fraction of a doubt they were actually rolling upon their filthy, soiled floors, bellowing from their likely diseased and distended guts. Also, they suck. Also, they're probably really fat. Like REALLY fat. And lonely too. I bet if scientists actually investigated the matter they would discover more mayonnaise weeping from the pores and orifices of obese people than is produced on the tiny, formerly devastated (by the United States in WWII) island of Japan. In conclusion, don't you hate it when fat people pretend to be happy?
From here I must digress. Lest I be sought out by absolutely disgusting fat beings (perhaps with only the intention of me being a singular meal to supress their incurable appetites,) that leads to my destruction (like an all you can eat Ribs menu at a buffet at Chilis [or other comparable franchise restuarants].)
See also: Tarrare (MUST READ)
9 years ago
those musta been some good shrooms!
ReplyDeleteShameful though it may be, I'm addicted to an online RPG. The game is very well-written, and does a pretty good job of making fun of its target audience, people who use the internet too much. But (for some horrible reason), when I log in I have the pleasure of watching one of the game's chat rooms, and every single thing the people in there say reminds me of how irritating the Internet is. There's one woman who's always logged in rather than spending time with her family (fortunately her kids got sick of the game very quickly). There are several people who add "LOL" to everything they say. There's a girl who pretends she's a cat, and a guy who pretends to bounce every female on his belly, whatever that means (VOM*). Oh yeah, and a kid who makes sure to tell everyone when he's stepping away from his keyboard, which is especially useful when there's not actually any sort of conversation going on. God I hate the internet. The internet is the reason I have no desire to own a phone that is constantly connected to the internet. But still, I'm just as big a sucker as anyone else because I can't stop playing that damned game. My only comfort is that I can say "I bet this person weighs 800 pounds and has a goatee" before clicking on their profile picture, and I'm right about 95% of the time.
ReplyDelete*VOM stands for vomit out loud. Or it should. Especially if it meant the person typing it was ACTUALLY vomitting.